{"id":1007,"date":"2010-10-26T22:19:34","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T22:19:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chocobeam.me\/playground\/2010\/10\/hi-im-a-tree-hi-im-a-giant-sequoia\/"},"modified":"2010-10-26T22:19:34","modified_gmt":"2010-10-26T22:19:34","slug":"hi-im-a-tree-hi-im-a-giant-sequoia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2010\/10\/hi-im-a-tree-hi-im-a-giant-sequoia\/","title":{"rendered":"Hi I&rsquo;m a tree. Hi, I&rsquo;m a Giant Sequoia."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\">   <\/p>\n<p><a title=\"title\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/18828270@N00\/5112081643\/\"><img border=\"0\" alt=\"alt\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/1158\/5112081643_b061cb2ac9.jpg\" \/><\/a>       <br \/><em>One of the first on the road.<\/em>       <\/p>\n<p><a title=\"title\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/18828270@N00\/5112677990\/\"><img border=\"0\" alt=\"alt\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/4151\/5112677990_4d0314a561.jpg\" \/><\/a>       <br \/><em>General Sherman, largest tree in the world.       <br \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"title\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/18828270@N00\/5112067547\/\"><img border=\"0\" alt=\"alt\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/1397\/5112067547_53441a5985.jpg\" \/><\/a>       <br \/><em>Lords of the forest since the Ice Age.        <br \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Sequoia and Kings Canyon National Park\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/40576739@N00\/5112742392\/\"><img border=\"0\" alt=\"Sequoia and Kings Canyon National Park\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/1365\/5112742392_d196969779.jpg\" \/><\/a>&#160; <br \/><em>It wouldn\u2019t bend over.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>After a few hours of driving from the level of the sea to around 2000 meters up in the mountains, there they are. Thousands years old fat ass sequoias. It\u2019s amazing because it\u2019s so sudden: from L.A. you cross the big plain before Bakersfield with nothing but flat fields. Then it\u2019s little bushes on hills on the way to the forest. And then in 20 minutes there are trees everywhere and <em>\u201choly shit\u201d<\/em> giant trees.<\/p>\n<p>Magic. You feel you\u2019re going to see a giant monster ala Shadow of the Colossus or Totoro walking slowly in the mist\u2026<\/p>\n<p> <\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the first on the road. General Sherman, largest tree in the world. Lords of the forest since the Ice Age. &#160; It wouldn\u2019t bend over. After a few hours of driving from the level of the sea to around 2000 meters up in the mountains, there they are. Thousands years old fat ass [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1007"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}