{"id":1571,"date":"2013-02-11T20:02:44","date_gmt":"2013-02-11T20:02:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=1571"},"modified":"2013-02-11T20:02:44","modified_gmt":"2013-02-11T20:02:44","slug":"robot-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2013\/02\/robot-money\/","title":{"rendered":"Robot money"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So it\u2019s Christmas I\u2019ve been freshly adopted or so. My toys had always been reused ones from other kids I grew up with in my foster family or fixed broken toys. I never felt it was a problem but I felt that it meant some things, that you\u2019re supposed to get more money to be more happy or something along those lines.<\/p>\n<p>In my new family I\u2019m getting new toys here and there. It\u2019s Christmas, I\u2019m on the toy floor of a Paris left bank prestigious store and there\u2019s a lot of kids screaming and stuff going on, I\u2019m not used to the city yet. I\u2019m supposed to choose a present and it\u2019s kind of weird to have all that power all of sudden. I don\u2019t even know what to choose. I think at that time I was really into playing marbles so a bag of those would have been great. Everything\u2019s great! I\u2019m in a toy store how awesome is that. Just the trip is satisfying and exciting. And then, on top of a shelve I see him, the red robot:<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/-DChbyEExqqA\/URjKArxR-nI\/AAAAAAAABCQ\/gwDLdQL0Prw\/s800\/ToysJetfireMIB1a.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I guess my face really lit up but to me it wasn\u2019t even going to be possible. Way too expensive. It was out of reach in my life before but now with grandparents enjoying their grandson and new retirement life, it happened.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cwould you like to have this one?\u201d I probably just nodded with my eyes open wide.<\/p>\n<p>The thing is a beauty, huge in my small hands:<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/-zvtZnC0UGkw\/URjJ_2gkisI\/AAAAAAAABCA\/GoXtfS0weoo\/s800\/480_plane.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It transforms into this:<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-ooEMOrtG_Jw\/URjKACsu2XI\/AAAAAAAABCI\/qnN2DhTb534\/s800\/480_robot.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I wasn\u2019t a Transformer fan, to me it was the perfect copy of Robotech\u2019s Valkyrie mechs. I guess I was right:<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/-IgGgrB1L8N4\/URjIV3WK6DI\/AAAAAAAABBg\/cJoS_xEzIJ8\/s800\/Pictures1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Of course I broke one of its arms and felt really bad for like a year. Anyway. It was weird because I was happy but it had been a little too easy. Really? I can just get whatever? That seems wrong. And as awesome the toy was, you know how kids are. After a while it was just another toy, a nice trophy. Lego had a bigger replay value and all that made me think hard about what being happy means, early on. What money does or doesn\u2019t. The sweet spot between enjoying life and becoming money\u2019s slave. Really conflictual in our lives but I know exactly what line I want to follow (even though life is fucking plans up). I guess I got a head start on this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So it\u2019s Christmas I\u2019ve been freshly adopted or so. My toys had always been reused ones from other kids I grew up with in my foster family or fixed broken toys. I never felt it was a problem but I felt that it meant some things, that you\u2019re supposed to get more money to be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1571"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}