{"id":1590,"date":"2013-03-17T10:36:32","date_gmt":"2013-03-17T10:36:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=1590"},"modified":"2013-03-17T10:36:32","modified_gmt":"2013-03-17T10:36:32","slug":"achtung-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2013\/03\/achtung-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"Achtung baby"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Harold<\/a>
Me, holding my sister for the first time.<\/em><\/p>\n

It\u2019s baby time in France. So many of them in a couple of months. I\u2019m afraid for them, their future. But for now when they are babies and discovering the world, being the cutest tyrants literally pooping the weirdest shit with their brand new buttholes, they\u2019re great. You don\u2019t see time go by. I remember that with my lil\u2019 sister. I took that time very seriously, observing how fascinating it is to have a small human grow up. The first laughs and first steps, fucking amazing. The puppy effect.<\/p>\n

But that\u2019s the start, the easy part. Then they are twenty and don\u2019t know what to do in life and in the world of today, it\u2019s more dramatic than at any time previously in history. <\/p>\n

That early 2010 generation is going to end up hating us so hard when they\u2019ll understand what world we\u2019re leaving them with. "hey it\u2019s the boomers\u2019 fault, those greedy fuckers\u201d<\/em> would be my answer but that doesn\u2019t solve anything.<\/p>\n

I think I would do a pretty good dad. I know too much attention is the worst and I know what damages no attention at all brings in, so I\u2019d be able to balance it out. Thanks to a life filled with great women, I took notes and I\u2019d be good at nurturing her\/him. I already have this role business wise. Counseling stuff, I\u2019m good at that.<\/p>\n

But maybe I would be the worst a \u201cI\u2019ve been through this you\u2019ll go through this too you little bitch\u201d<\/em> asshole-ish type. Or maybe I would destroy his hopes and trust because I would tell him how the world is everything but far from being fair.<\/p>\n

Whatever. I don\u2019t have kids!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Me, holding my sister for the first time. It\u2019s baby time in France. So many of them in a couple of months. I\u2019m afraid for them, their future. But for now when they are babies and discovering the world, being the cutest tyrants literally pooping the weirdest shit with their brand new buttholes, they\u2019re great. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1590"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1590"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1590\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}