{"id":1724,"date":"2013-12-18T15:01:08","date_gmt":"2013-12-18T15:01:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=1724"},"modified":"2013-12-18T15:01:08","modified_gmt":"2013-12-18T15:01:08","slug":"rimming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2013\/12\/rimming\/","title":{"rendered":"Rimming"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Fell on this article about rimming some dude and straight anal sex.<\/a>. The conclusion says it all for me: \u201cI\u2019m only in the meat body for so long, whatever is going to give this spirit the best experience on earth, I\u2019m taking it. You know?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Especially something good, harmless and free. So let\u2019s cover the subject.<\/p>\n

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But why??<\/h5>\n

Because pragmatism: the area is packed with a mountain of nerves and vessels and muscles, like a lot. It makes sense to use all of that to enhance pleasure, don\u2019t you think? Did you know that the area between genitals and the anus is twice as long in males as in females? That\u2019s some playground stuff right here and so by extension, in the heat of the moment you can lick that little star too, all of that being connected underneath. The act also means that you probably completely trust your partner to do or receive the gesture, which is a sign of a healthy relationship (and why you can\u2019t really rim a butthole on first date). Also a lot of people rim: between gay and lesbians, straight female and straight males who play with theirs, you will not be in the minority if you try:<\/p>\n

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That\u2019s worldwide. That\u2019s double the interest in half a decade. We are broke, bored and have the internet apparently.<\/p>\n

But what about poop??<\/h5>\n

Well science<\/a>, Bitch. You have a muscle that acts like an automatic door which is closed by default so unless you or your partner are willing to push and shit in each other\u2019s mouth, it is safe to lick and kiss some ass. If we\u2019re talking about poop in butt hair or around, just demand that stuff to be gone, forever. A clean and moisturized bottom is probably way safer than your coworker\u2019s keyboard so don\u2019t get too paranoid on that. The clean your butt and empty your stomach before playing part is obvious but I guess it needs to be said again.<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s say I just got out of the shower, how can I ask my partner to do it, that I\u2019m ready?<\/h5>\n

No you\u2019re not. You can\u2019t just clean your butt and ask someone to lick it. You need to learn on your own first by touching, squeezing, massaging, pushing, pulling, petting the entire \u201cdanger zone\u201d while you imagining her moaning, sucking on your cock. There, I did it all for you.<\/p>\n

The point is to get comfortable with your own entire body, first. I\u2019m sure I would be traumatized by anal penetration if it was to happen for the first time with someone else, in an confusing and painfully dry way. <\/p>\n

Don\u2019t make your partner responsible for your own body discovery, that\u2019s your job.<\/p>\n

Once you know yourself, the asking part is easy. You know what you want and you\u2019ll feel if the partner is up to it and because your butt will be squeaky clean and sexy, she\u2019ll probably go at it on her own. I mean, it happened to me.<\/p>\n

Anyway, this stuff takes a while<\/strong>. It takes quite a long time for a straight male to think about something deeper than the penis tip discharge, that moment we\u2019ve been waiting for over and over and over. Boring. It took me about a year between the idea of playing with my butt and understand my body better and find pleasure. Sometimes I would give up. \u201cThis is weird and dumb\u201d. Pass that.<\/p>\n

Once I found the p-spot, I increased my pleasure gradually for another year, at least. Learning how to breath. I didn\u2019t know what you can get from controlling and playing with the Joy Machine, full throttle, including nipple stimulation. Oh yeah, touching nipples simultaneously with your genitals increases pleasure, for all humans. Nerve connection (in my twenties I HATED any nipple stimulation so I guess it\u2019s a matter of learning). We\u2019re talking about complete blackout of the mind, body shaking-induced orgasms. And at least 5 liters of cum everywhere. La petite mort, the real deal. I feel like it made me hornier, but more in control of it. That is some upgrade. Maybe it\u2019s just me. I don\u2019t think so at all.<\/p>\n

It goes full circle: as a boy entering puberty you start shaking the tip of your tiny penis with shame to let some white stuff come out because it apparently wants to, and as an adult you start playing with your butt with shame, to achieve something way stronger than just emptying your balls. There is more to your body than just bodily functions.<\/p>\n

*drops the mic*<\/p>\n

*waves crowd*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fell on this article about rimming some dude and straight anal sex.. The conclusion says it all for me: \u201cI\u2019m only in the meat body for so long, whatever is going to give this spirit the best experience on earth, I\u2019m taking it. You know?\u201d Especially something good, harmless and free. So let\u2019s cover the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1724"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1724"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1725,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1724\/revisions\/1725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}