{"id":2061,"date":"2015-09-04T17:18:13","date_gmt":"2015-09-04T17:18:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=2061"},"modified":"2015-09-04T17:18:13","modified_gmt":"2015-09-04T17:18:13","slug":"lol-ashley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2015\/09\/lol-ashley\/","title":{"rendered":"lol ashley"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From my friend\u2019s newsletter: <\/p>\n<p><em>Follow up: The vast majority of the <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/mail01.tinyletterapp.com\/seanbonner\/the-crowd-goes-back-to-school-201\/3287637-gizmodo.com\/almost-none-of-the-women-in-the-ashley-madison-database-1725558944?c=95f286fb-aed3-49b2-b8f8-8b6903b1568b\"><em>women in the Ashley Madison Database<\/em><\/a><em> never used the site, and were most likely fake accounts. So it\u2019s possible people are<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/mail01.tinyletterapp.com\/seanbonner\/the-crowd-goes-back-to-school-201\/3287641-t.co\/id0xwskw?c=95f286fb-aed3-49b2-b8f8-8b6903b1568b\"><em> killing themselves<\/em><\/a><em> because they were sexting with a bot.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And by people we\u2019re talking about dudes. Unfaithful, weak, stupid dudes.<\/p>\n<p>The biggest take to me is that it proves my point that women don\u2019t search for dicks like all those borderline fake ass stories about male escorts are trying to make it look like. Women are cool. They masturbate if they want to come. Dudes can\u2019t <em>just<\/em> do that they <em>have<\/em> to stick it somewhere, that\u2019s our dumb culture. Most dudes still have the belief that fucking is some kind of territorial business whereas women just help themselves to sleep, they don\u2019t need to colonize dicks (which doesn\u2019t mean they don\u2019t like the D you idiot).<\/p>\n<p>Thank you Ashley for giving us data points on this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From my friend\u2019s newsletter: Follow up: The vast majority of the women in the Ashley Madison Database never used the site, and were most likely fake accounts. So it\u2019s possible people are killing themselves because they were sexting with a bot. And by people we\u2019re talking about dudes. Unfaithful, weak, stupid dudes. The biggest take [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2061"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2061"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2062,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2061\/revisions\/2062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}