{"id":226,"date":"2005-06-26T12:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-26T12:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chocobeam.me\/playground\/2005\/06\/le-poissard\/"},"modified":"2005-06-26T12:34:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-26T12:34:00","slug":"le-poissard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2005\/06\/le-poissard\/","title":{"rendered":"Le poissard"},"content":{"rendered":"<div xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\"><font face=\"Arial\">C&#8217;&eacute;tait l&#8217;orage ce midi. Et paf la foudre tombe &eacute;videmment sur mon immeuble. J&#8217;avais eu la bonne id&eacute;e de l&acirc;cher ma basse quand &ccedil;a commen&ccedil;ait &agrave; tonner, par peur de&nbsp;servir de prise de terre &agrave; ce foutu ciel lunatique.&nbsp;Coupure du gros PC. 4 ou 5 alarmes se d&eacute;clenchent dans le quartier. J&#8217;&eacute;teins l&#8217;alim&#8217; en&nbsp;gueulant un&nbsp;<em>putain de sa race,&nbsp;j&#8217;en &eacute;tais sur<\/em> de rigueur. Je rallume. Pas de LED r&eacute;seau. Mmmm. Tout reboot mais le port network de la carte m&egrave;re a grill&eacute;. Pas de r&eacute;ponse de ping. C&acirc;ble r&eacute;seau signal&eacute; comme d&eacute;branch&eacute; au niveau de windows comme du routeur. Youpi.<\/font><\/div>\n<div xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\"><font face=\"Arial\">L&#8217;orage s&#8217;est imm&eacute;diatement calm&eacute; apr&egrave;s avoir tap&eacute; le quartier. Il y a un joli soleil maintenant. Je le prends mal. Bon pas de pertes de donn&eacute;es et rien d&#8217;autre n&#8217;a clams&eacute;, une chance. Mais c&#8217;est RELOUUU !!!!!!!!! Saloperie d&#8217;immeuble pas aux normes. Ne pas &ecirc;tre reli&eacute; &agrave; la terre est super dangereux avec des orages. Et comme ils sont de plus en plus violents&hellip; J&#8217;ai vu pass&eacute; le SAMU&hellip;<\/font><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C&#8217;&eacute;tait l&#8217;orage ce midi. Et paf la foudre tombe &eacute;videmment sur mon immeuble. J&#8217;avais eu la bonne id&eacute;e de l&acirc;cher ma basse quand &ccedil;a commen&ccedil;ait &agrave; tonner, par peur de&nbsp;servir de prise de terre &agrave; ce foutu ciel lunatique.&nbsp;Coupure du gros PC. 4 ou 5 alarmes se d&eacute;clenchent dans le quartier. J&#8217;&eacute;teins l&#8217;alim&#8217; en&nbsp;gueulant un&nbsp;putain [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}