Yo Dave,<\/p>\n
I was watching your last standup special again after a few months and man, the \u201che rapes but he saves\u201d thing I mean it\u2019s smart and real but\u2026 Fuck no to the hell nah.<\/p>\n
Nah because you know it: all women on earth, 100% of them, including the ones not born yet and the ones gone will experience that creepy ass motherfuckingly disgusting behavior that some of us men have and that we most of us (RIGHT?) condemn. So that makes us not really qualified to joke on this you know what I mean? And you do it well, I don\u2019t think you could go through that joke on stage with lights on your face better than you did but\u2026<\/p>\n
I don\u2019t know why I picture your wife going \u201cnigga you\u2019ll see\u201d on you but I do. My girl on my couch, women in the audience, none are not like \u201cwait, that\u2019s not funny is it?\u201d pondering, which is bad in itself. But also I giggle and I feel stupid and sad because I know that it\u2019s because I\u2019m not as concerned about rape as women are. Shit is wrong. Fuck rape, nothing to laugh at there when half the planet will have to deal with it in a way or another.<\/p>\n
About Bill Cosby. Fuck him. He will stay in history just because he also did marvelous things, whatever. I\u2019m like you a care bear-raised, Cosby-was-so-important-to-me type of dude. I want him to be gone from the realm of heroes though because we have to have standards as much as possible and we can\u2019t be sad about a grown ass, smart dude doing that fucked up shit. Fuck that.<\/p>\n
I thought we would find the weirdest shit about Prince like some appalling fetish or something. Dude wore heels but he was a simple romantic and kind of a nerdy lover for what I read. He probably stole credits for some songs here and there like his guitar licks straight outta Carlos Santana\u2019s playbook, but that\u2019s it. That\u2019s all the wrong he did. We should celebrate him as a hero of ours more. Make jokes about him and his absurd life, celebrate how much life he gave to the entire human sexual spectrum, all that shit. Maybe that\u2019s bad material I\u2019m just bitching on a blog.<\/p>\n
Anyway I love you bruh and I hope you leave that rape\/save\/cosby combo that makes my head tilt 30\u00b0 sideways in the past. Peace,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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