{"id":2408,"date":"2017-09-23T21:04:32","date_gmt":"2017-09-23T21:04:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=2408"},"modified":"2017-09-23T21:04:32","modified_gmt":"2017-09-23T21:04:32","slug":"nbaaaaah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2017\/09\/nbaaaaah\/","title":{"rendered":"NBAAAAAh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This off season is crazy.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s what\u2019s going to happen: LBJ joins the Lakers next year. IT follows him. IT and I, both 1,75m lefties fusion. We beat all the teams forever.<\/p>\n<p>OR<\/p>\n<p>The NBA cancels the East Coast in December before y\u2019all get your ass whooped by the entire West Armada.<\/p>\n<p>OR<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s going to be interesting. My Spurs have the hardest road, filled with teams that are very different with all those trades. That\u2019s going to be their strength: they all know how to play together compared to teams that just got players with strong ego and skills. Down the stretch, that will make a difference.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m scared of the Pelicans, man. If AD and Boogie go off, shit\u2019s going to get ugly. They can\u2019t be stopped. The Rockets with CP3, are a walking nightmare. Hopefully Chris clashes with James so that Aldridge the Fridge \u2013WHO SAID THAT\u2013 can score and ruin other teams\u2019 hopes that he\u2019s the weak link. I hope Popovich put him on a skateboard all summer so that he worked on his balance and foot work. I believe he woke up after the last playoffs. I want to believe he lands switch 360 flips by now.<\/p>\n<p>The Warriors got another absurd 3-pt shooter so there\u2019s that. And OKC has three crazy good players now. I think that might be a bit too much for a team to digest at once. It looks good on paper but they will have to change so many things in their habits. The Wolves look hungry as hell, they will hurt.<\/p>\n<p>The season starts soon and I\u2019m so ready.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This off season is crazy. Here\u2019s what\u2019s going to happen: LBJ joins the Lakers next year. IT follows him. IT and I, both 1,75m lefties fusion. We beat all the teams forever. OR The NBA cancels the East Coast in December before y\u2019all get your ass whooped by the entire West Armada. OR It\u2019s going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2408"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2408"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2409,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2408\/revisions\/2409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}