On my IT gig I’ve been helping this old Asian lady for months. She comes to see me to get help. She’s over 75. She has no family around, she works and needs basic email stuff etc. So I show her how to do stuff on her devices. Once I’m done explaining and showing her, she’s always excited and happy like a child.<\/p>\n
She often says "oh I love you so much!" and I’m like "I love you too!". Yesterday she comes by. New phone, new stuff to learn. I show her the process of uploading pictures and she’s super excited and happy as usual. She says "do you like pineapple?" And I’m like "yeah" She comes back 3mn later and gives me a pineapple.<\/p>\n
I don’t know if she got rid of it or if it was a true present but it’s all good. \u201cHow did it go today?\u201d asked my boss. I raised the fruit, shaking my head laughing, she started wheezing. My bagpack was heavy this morning and I remembered that it had a pineapple in it. A pineapple. <\/p>\n
"He was rich in personality and getting pineapple for free" on my tombstone y’all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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