{"id":2634,"date":"2018-07-14T17:46:30","date_gmt":"2018-07-14T17:46:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=2634"},"modified":"2018-07-14T17:46:30","modified_gmt":"2018-07-14T17:46:30","slug":"3-twenties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2018\/07\/3-twenties\/","title":{"rendered":"3 Twenties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got attacked by a dog while strolling to get some food in DTLA the other day. I didn\u2019t flinch. I let him come to me, barking and running. I stopped. He jumped. I screamed. It hurt. I thought he had taken a bigger chunk of my stomach but he only printed his mouth next to my belly button. I\u2019m okay. 6 teeth up, 6 teeth down, 12 scars. For years to come.<\/p>\n<p>The building management slapped the dog owners with a $100 fine. The owners gave me $60 for uh, I guess not suing them or calling the cops on them. This dog owes me a lot. Fuck this dog.<\/p>\n<p>In the end, the owners estimated that my wounds and trauma were worth less than trespassing rules. Twenty bucks times 3. Basically nothing.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m tired.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got attacked by a dog while strolling to get some food in DTLA the other day. I didn\u2019t flinch. I let him come to me, barking and running. I stopped. He jumped. I screamed. It hurt. I thought he had taken a bigger chunk of my stomach but he only printed his mouth next [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2634"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2634"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2635,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2634\/revisions\/2635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}