So I have access to an iPad Air now. I haven\u2019t played games on iOS in ages. Years. So I went to the App Store, thinking, \u201coh my god, it\u2019s going to be full of amazing games I don\u2019t know about\u201d.<\/p>\n
In the top 30 there are pretty much the exact same games as on my dead as hell Windows Phone app store. LMFAO. Subway Riders, Fruit Ninja and Angry Birds and a sea of match-3 games. Super addictive pool games like I was playing on my phone in 2011. I\u2019m silently wheezing.<\/p>\n
What\u2019s sad to me is that the polishing level hasn\u2019t increased at all. It\u2019s all meh or bad. Not even sound on Hole.io, a top free game that could have awesome sound effects but only serves you with loud commercials every time you lose. The complete lack of care, goddamn.<\/p>\n
Also holy fuck the spam and constant pull to make you download other apps and in-app purchases is unreal. I\u2019m not surprised kids buy stuff in seconds. And then you grind for 68 hours. And then give up, ashamed at the pointless shit you\u2019ve been tapping on on repeat for months. Gaming on tablets is bizarre.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m blown away by the legendary super good and so much better Apple app store I guess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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