There was this older man at my day job. I was helping him set up his tablet. I noticed that every time I would open a browser and focus on the address bar, the four letters \u201cmilf\u201d would show up.<\/p>\n
At some point, I told him: \u201cyou know, you can set up your browser in what is called Incognito Mode, that allows you to search for things privately\u201d. His eyes opened large, looking at mine straight into my soul like I had understood him at the deepest level.<\/p>\n
I showed him how to do it. He never came back. <\/p>\n
I can\u2019t even imagine the amount of filth his tablet\u2019s RAM has processed. I saw him a couple times in the streets since. He looked visibly tired. He\u2019s travelled a lot on the intertubes. I could tell.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m sorry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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