{"id":2748,"date":"2019-01-28T15:56:27","date_gmt":"2019-01-28T15:56:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=2748"},"modified":"2019-01-28T15:56:27","modified_gmt":"2019-01-28T15:56:27","slug":"free-gym","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2019\/01\/free-gym\/","title":{"rendered":"Free gym"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>True story, couple years ago.<\/p>\n<p>*Phone rings*<\/p>\n<p>me: allo?<\/p>\n<p>dude: hi, harold? how are you today?<\/p>\n<p>me: fine, how about yourself?<\/p>\n<p>dude: good, thank you. listen, don\u2019t you want a gold\u2019s gym membership?<\/p>\n<p>me: nah I\u2019m good thank you, I\u2019m in great shape man *grabs pasta*<\/p>\n<p>dude: oh really? how do you do that? what\u2019s your strategy chief?<\/p>\n<p>me: well I move my body a lot and don\u2019t eat too much<\/p>\n<p>dude: \u2026right. good for you if it does the job!<\/p>\n<p>me: It does work pretty well and it\u2019s free *puts lid on pot*<\/p>\n<p>dude: nice<\/p>\n<p>me: I\u2019m sorry I gotta go now have a good one<\/p>\n<p>dude: take care, bye<\/p>\n<p>*clicks*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>True story, couple years ago. *Phone rings* me: allo? dude: hi, harold? how are you today? me: fine, how about yourself? dude: good, thank you. listen, don\u2019t you want a gold\u2019s gym membership? me: nah I\u2019m good thank you, I\u2019m in great shape man *grabs pasta* dude: oh really? how do you do that? what\u2019s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2748"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2748"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2749,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2748\/revisions\/2749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}