{"id":3058,"date":"2020-05-11T17:46:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-11T17:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=3058"},"modified":"2020-05-11T17:46:00","modified_gmt":"2020-05-11T17:46:00","slug":"its-not-a-mom-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2020\/05\/its-not-a-mom-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"It&rsquo;s not a mom thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As it\u2019s been said all over the online world, The Last Dance is really good.<\/p>\n<p>There was this bit about how his mom, Deloris Jordan, pushed him to go see that struggling little shoe company called Nike instead of trying to sign with Michael\u2019s favorite brand, Adidas.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s not a mom thing. It\u2019s a woman thing. It\u2019s something a majority of women absolutely excel and outperform men on a daily basis: doing what you\u2019re supposed to do. <\/p>\n<p>MJ was supposed to go see Nike. We men think we\u2019re smart as hell trying to outplay the game. Trying to cheat the game. Trying to take a shortcut. It sounds smart, but it never really is. The problem is that it usually backfires. And then you have to clean up your mess and swallow Ls.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine MJ doesn\u2019t go see Nike, basically sending the message <em>\u201cI don\u2019t deal with amateurs\u201d<\/em> (Nike at that time was often selling shoes from the back of cars). Then he thinks he\u2019s in bed with Adidas, who didn\u2019t care about Michael. He doesn\u2019t get the contract with his favorite brand, goes back to see Nike, who now passes on him because he\u2019s shifty.<\/p>\n<p>Had MJ followed his cocky, man mind, the Air Jordan story would be so wildly different. It wouldn\u2019t exist.<\/p>\n<p>Basically men are loudly like <em>\u201cbut I don\u2019t like it, I can probably find a way to\u2026\u201d<\/em> and women are softly like <em>\u201cnut the fuck up, go through the steps and smile, you bad, savage bitch\u201d<\/em>.&#160; It often works for them because well, it\u2019s a pretty good plan most of the time.<\/p>\n<p>Including when you\u2019re a young black man from Chicago meeting with older white dudes from Portland.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you, women.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As it\u2019s been said all over the online world, The Last Dance is really good. There was this bit about how his mom, Deloris Jordan, pushed him to go see that struggling little shoe company called Nike instead of trying to sign with Michael\u2019s favorite brand, Adidas. It\u2019s not a mom thing. It\u2019s a woman [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3058"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3058"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3059,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3058\/revisions\/3059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}