{"id":3201,"date":"2020-10-26T03:40:58","date_gmt":"2020-10-26T03:40:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=3201"},"modified":"2020-10-26T03:40:58","modified_gmt":"2020-10-26T03:40:58","slug":"i-think-we-should-break-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2020\/10\/i-think-we-should-break-up\/","title":{"rendered":"I think we should break up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zop9cIDaVvY\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"560\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\"><\/iframe>  <\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t. This video has always provided so much joy to me.<\/p>\n<p>The way the girls try him, already laughing.<\/p>\n<p>The way this young man lies like a certified&#x2122;, OG&#x2122;, legit&#x2122;, grown mf.<\/p>\n<p>The way his ex says <em>\u201coh really?\u201d<\/em> while her friend\u2019s already cracking up at how he\u2019s hiding the pain.<\/p>\n<p>The way he acts like he\u2019s not hurt but he fucking is, as hell (maybe not? I think he is but either way, it\u2019s hilarious).<\/p>\n<p>The way he burns everyone down with a fuck thrower.<\/p>\n<p>The way he looks at the room before sniping one last soul.<\/p>\n<p>The way Crystal gets some without having NOTHING to do with this.<\/p>\n<p>The way the girls are HYSTERICAL makes me HYSTERICAL. The purest, excited, laughter.<\/p>\n<p>The way we never see them but only his bold ass.<\/p>\n<p>The way this kid reminds me of me as a kid. I\u2019d \u201creject\u201d your breakup too. Except I\u2019d cry like a bitch and write poems.<\/p>\n<p>The way this early dating stuff happens is so quite universal. I feel like I\u2019ve seen this before.<\/p>\n<p>How everything is so perfectly delivered. It\u2019s pure wholesomeness. I can\u2019t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can\u2019t. This video has always provided so much joy to me. The way the girls try him, already laughing. The way this young man lies like a certified&#x2122;, OG&#x2122;, legit&#x2122;, grown mf. The way his ex says \u201coh really?\u201d while her friend\u2019s already cracking up at how he\u2019s hiding the pain. The way he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3201"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3201"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3202,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3201\/revisions\/3202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}