{"id":3357,"date":"2021-04-25T22:36:48","date_gmt":"2021-04-25T22:36:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=3357"},"modified":"2021-04-25T22:36:48","modified_gmt":"2021-04-25T22:36:48","slug":"pfizer-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2021\/04\/pfizer-party\/","title":{"rendered":"Pfizer Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I attended the first day of this brand new festival in town. It was fantastically organized.<\/p>\n<p>Scheduling an appointment was a breeze, just an online form to fill out. 5 minutes. Text message the day before as a reminder.<\/p>\n<p>I was in line for about an hour. I got my drive through shot 30mn after my appointment. Impeccable.<\/p>\n<p>SHOUT OUT TO THE SISTERS AT THE FORUM WHO WORKED THE VACCINATION SITE YALL ARE THE SHIT AND I HOPE YOU GET PAID WELL FOR YOUR OUTSTANDING SERVICE.<\/p>\n<p>(it\u2019s hard to realize when you haven\u2019t lived in multiple countries but America, when it\u2019s time to get shit done at massive scale\u2014vaccination or taking over a country\u2014, is rather good at it; my parents in France are trying to get an appointment and it\u2019s phone-only and they still haven\u2019t been able to get someone on the line lmao)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I attended the first day of this brand new festival in town. It was fantastically organized. Scheduling an appointment was a breeze, just an online form to fill out. 5 minutes. Text message the day before as a reminder. I was in line for about an hour. I got my drive through shot 30mn after [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3357"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3357"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3358,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3357\/revisions\/3358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}