{"id":3417,"date":"2021-06-23T18:22:46","date_gmt":"2021-06-23T18:22:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=3417"},"modified":"2021-06-23T18:22:46","modified_gmt":"2021-06-23T18:22:46","slug":"pissed-at-h-e-r-im-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2021\/06\/pissed-at-h-e-r-im-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Pissed at H.E.R. (I&rsquo;m not)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/see\/uploads\/big\/08933521c1afb4700e4dc5ce86eaa499.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I really like this woman. Her voice, production choices, her writing skills, her musicianship, dope.<\/p>\n<p>I love her Slide song, listening to it since last fall. She\u2019s all&#160; bluesy, poetic and stuff:<\/p>\n<p><em>We should take a trip up to the moon      <br \/>Get a room<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Then YG comes up with:<\/p>\n<p><em>I need a baecation<\/em>     <br \/>I<em> need my bitch in an apron      <br \/>Booty all out cookin&#8217; bacon<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This shit is infuriating to me. The lack of effort! The <em>\u201ccrashing the dreamy vibe\u201d<\/em>. I hate it. Like, go for the sexual connotation but sprinkle some subtlety, goddamn. Let me try:<\/p>\n<p><em>I need a baecation      <br \/>You &amp; I in da space station       <br \/>We sure ain\u2019t watching no Knicks       <br \/>I\u2019m eatin\u2019 you bitin\u2019 yo lip<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t know, something different that fits H.E.R. I\u2019m available to ghostwrite if you need help y\u2019all.<\/p>\n<p>Sure, R&amp;B is associated with Hip-Hop, Hip-Hop is dudes\u2019 market and dudes\u2019 market means Sexism Starter Kit (for fun!). It is the music industry. This is also why Chris Brown is on her album. Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really like this woman. Her voice, production choices, her writing skills, her musicianship, dope. I love her Slide song, listening to it since last fall. She\u2019s all&#160; bluesy, poetic and stuff: We should take a trip up to the moon Get a room Then YG comes up with: I need a baecation I need [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3417"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3417"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3417\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3418,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3417\/revisions\/3418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}