{"id":3429,"date":"2021-07-02T19:20:16","date_gmt":"2021-07-02T19:20:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=3429"},"modified":"2021-07-02T19:20:16","modified_gmt":"2021-07-02T19:20:16","slug":"i-feel-you-bro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2021\/07\/i-feel-you-bro\/","title":{"rendered":"I feel you bro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This store clerk this morning was coming down the aisle while I was grabbing a bag of cheese and as I was looking in his direction, he slapped a pack of water bottles like he was in the club.<\/p>\n<p>Slapped, lowkey grabbed and had a little grin on his face. The Stripper Special.<\/p>\n<p>I know man. It\u2019s a lot of juicy packs of water around.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This store clerk this morning was coming down the aisle while I was grabbing a bag of cheese and as I was looking in his direction, he slapped a pack of water bottles like he was in the club. Slapped, lowkey grabbed and had a little grin on his face. The Stripper Special. I know [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3429"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3429"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3430,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3429\/revisions\/3430"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}