{"id":3494,"date":"2021-08-02T18:39:29","date_gmt":"2021-08-02T18:39:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=3494"},"modified":"2021-08-02T18:39:29","modified_gmt":"2021-08-02T18:39:29","slug":"its-like-the-jungle-sometimes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2021\/08\/its-like-the-jungle-sometimes\/","title":{"rendered":"It&rsquo;s like the jungle sometimes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everything is super challenging right now. But my plants are doing fine. Like, fine fine. Look at this one:<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/see\/uploads\/big\/a143314d3784907c8ea161f7d830dbee.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The old leaves are getting brownish before drying out. They are big. Well look at those fresh, green, erected, even bigger new ones! They don\u2019t even fit the frame. That new sprout is like \u201cYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY\u201d and living its best life. All new sprouts are like that:<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/see\/uploads\/big\/a81f5da3c0d46251c965473691f95772.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This plant is so happy, I can tell. It\u2019s even creating tentacles now, look:<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/see\/uploads\/big\/cd315530f366b408d30d7137afae54bc.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>What the. This plant is feeling so good, it doesn\u2019t even need spikes anymore. Just smooth vibes.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/see\/uploads\/big\/bef020ef065e2b18d252d0d1d13ca28e.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hi Miss Plant. Nice to meet you. If you take over, become sentient and I\u2019m your literal host, <strike>you<\/strike> we\u2019d better pay some rent to my landlord, she\u2019s nice.<\/p>\n<p>(No particular care; just a glass of water once a week, a bit of spray on leaves every three months, a couple glasses of cold pasta water in six months)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everything is super challenging right now. But my plants are doing fine. Like, fine fine. Look at this one: The old leaves are getting brownish before drying out. They are big. Well look at those fresh, green, erected, even bigger new ones! They don\u2019t even fit the frame. That new sprout is like \u201cYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY\u201d and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3494"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3494"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3495,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3494\/revisions\/3495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}