{"id":3601,"date":"2021-11-01T17:57:07","date_gmt":"2021-11-01T17:57:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=3601"},"modified":"2021-11-05T02:51:10","modified_gmt":"2021-11-05T02:51:10","slug":"operating-systems-are-sweating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2021\/11\/operating-systems-are-sweating\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Amazon driver,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m not mad at you. You were supposed to deliver the thing yesterday. The product arrived today. The product was bent.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not mad at you. You might be fourteen, trying to save for your future or current student loans.<\/p>\n<p>I unbent the product. It\u2019s a little crooked, I will be fine.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not going to report it, make a scene, rate you -987 or demand a refund or a return. I understand that it\u2019s a nightmare out there, delivering packages.<\/p>\n<p>I hope you\u2019re well. Drive safe and next time be careful, hoe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m not mad at you. You were supposed to deliver the thing yesterday. The product arrived today. The product was bent. I\u2019m not mad at you. You might be fourteen, trying to save for your future or current student loans. I unbent the product. It\u2019s a little crooked, I will be fine. I\u2019m not going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3601"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3601"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3603,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3601\/revisions\/3603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}