{"id":3634,"date":"2021-11-22T01:27:58","date_gmt":"2021-11-22T01:27:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=3634"},"modified":"2021-11-22T01:27:58","modified_gmt":"2021-11-22T01:27:58","slug":"press-f-for-the-frog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2021\/11\/press-f-for-the-frog\/","title":{"rendered":"Press f for the frog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We have this dude at my day job who comes in and always asks for the most random stuff.<\/p>\n<p>One time he asked a coworker,<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cif I pull a leg on a frog, do you think it throws up?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And my coworker, a nice and decent man, told him,<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cI\u2019m not sure but you probably shouldn\u2019t do that?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>But before he had ended his sentence the dude was all,<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cbecause I did it when I was a kid and it did throw up\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>He is heavily screened and filtered now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have this dude at my day job who comes in and always asks for the most random stuff. One time he asked a coworker, \u201cif I pull a leg on a frog, do you think it throws up?\u201d And my coworker, a nice and decent man, told him, \u201cI\u2019m not sure but you probably [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3634"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3634"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3635,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3634\/revisions\/3635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}