{"id":3690,"date":"2021-12-24T04:10:38","date_gmt":"2021-12-24T04:10:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=3690"},"modified":"2021-12-24T04:10:38","modified_gmt":"2021-12-24T04:10:38","slug":"tied-tied-tied","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2021\/12\/tied-tied-tied\/","title":{"rendered":"Tied tied tied"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My girl <a href=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2021\/12\/i-know-three-molly\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Molly<\/a>, filling out an email address with the word service, in her very calm voice:<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cService oh, I love that word because it doesn\u2019t exist anymore.\u201d<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>Me, quite literally:<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/see\/uploads\/big\/e78f737698d76e969e6ac3599423f0cd.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(she\u2019s not wrong, obviously)<\/p>\n<p>This week I jumped on a zoom call late, after getting a flat tire on my car fixed in a hurry. Only the call was the day prior.<\/p>\n<p>Today I had a meeting and I waited. Over a hour later I receive four delayed texts of the person I was meeting with, cancelling. Thanks t-mobile or whatever.<\/p>\n<p>It looks like everything, everyone is tired right now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My girl Molly, filling out an email address with the word service, in her very calm voice: \u201cService oh, I love that word because it doesn\u2019t exist anymore.\u201d Me, quite literally: (she\u2019s not wrong, obviously) This week I jumped on a zoom call late, after getting a flat tire on my car fixed in a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3690"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3690"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3690\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3691,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3690\/revisions\/3691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}