{"id":3811,"date":"2022-01-29T21:20:06","date_gmt":"2022-01-29T21:20:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=3811"},"modified":"2022-01-29T21:20:06","modified_gmt":"2022-01-29T21:20:06","slug":"youre-drunk-car-go-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2022\/01\/youre-drunk-car-go-home\/","title":{"rendered":"You&rsquo;re drunk car go home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/see\/uploads\/big\/972a474540a2bf761595630d14c3d5cb.jpg\" \/>    <br \/><em>This morning.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t know if it\u2019s an American thing or a LA thing. Completely MESSED UP cars perfectly parked. This one with front wheels not working and both airbags out.<\/p>\n<p>????<\/p>\n<p>It amuses me because they remind me of drunk people in the metro in Paris. Like, the person knows that they\u2019re wasted, but have to behave in public so they are super quiet and tucking themselves in on a seat, being extra careful about anything, softly smiling all the time.<\/p>\n<p>And they look just like this car. Hammered.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning. I don\u2019t know if it\u2019s an American thing or a LA thing. Completely MESSED UP cars perfectly parked. This one with front wheels not working and both airbags out. ???? It amuses me because they remind me of drunk people in the metro in Paris. Like, the person knows that they\u2019re wasted, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3811"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3811"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3812,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3811\/revisions\/3812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}