{"id":3994,"date":"2022-04-15T17:39:35","date_gmt":"2022-04-15T17:39:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=3994"},"modified":"2022-04-15T17:39:35","modified_gmt":"2022-04-15T17:39:35","slug":"i-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2022\/04\/i-2\/","title":{"rendered":"I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My face buying shoes:<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/see\/uploads\/big\/c0f92931f8dbc083ba5a6ab3b49e5f72.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>All stores constantly LIE.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cYes, we have this model\u201d<\/em>&#160; No you don\u2019t because now it says <em>\u201cunavailable\u201d<\/em> when I click on it.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cYes, we have this model\u201d<\/em>&#160; No, not in my SIZE.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cYes, we have this model\u201d<\/em>&#160; Yes, but in a different, shitty COLORWAY.<\/p>\n<p>Soon I\u2019ll buy a pair and as soon as I find them fine, buy immediately a couple more for the next years? What are you doing, capitalism? Where\u2019s the choice of opting for comfort and buying the same things again?<\/p>\n<p>Imagine McDonald\u2019s having random Big Mac or French fries availability. <em>\u201cWe have a Mini Mac, though, it\u2019s the same, only different! And yes, it\u2019s only 5 fries per person today, sorry about that\u201d<\/em>. <\/p>\n<p>It would be dark real quick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My face buying shoes: All stores constantly LIE. \u201cYes, we have this model\u201d&#160; No you don\u2019t because now it says \u201cunavailable\u201d when I click on it. \u201cYes, we have this model\u201d&#160; No, not in my SIZE. \u201cYes, we have this model\u201d&#160; Yes, but in a different, shitty COLORWAY. Soon I\u2019ll buy a pair and as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3994"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3994"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3995,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3994\/revisions\/3995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}