{"id":4293,"date":"2022-09-25T21:13:58","date_gmt":"2022-09-25T21:13:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=4293"},"modified":"2022-09-25T21:14:00","modified_gmt":"2022-09-25T21:14:00","slug":"car-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2022\/09\/car-madness\/","title":{"rendered":"Car Madness"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>So, <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2021\/12\/maystery\/\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a> <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2022\/02\/another-car\/\" target=\"_blank\">happened<\/a> <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2022\/01\/youre-drunk-car-go-home\/\" target=\"_blank\">again<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img src=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/see\/uploads\/big\/0825d64bfe6ff77829bdedc3f3b76d5e.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><figcaption>Mmmh<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>This <s>is<\/s> was my neighbor&#8217;s car. Perfectly parked. Absolutely ruined. I saw her before seeing her car, and she was fine, about to walking her dog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How did she park, get out of the car and DOESN&#8217;T HAVE NO NECK BRACES OR SOMETHING (note for the smart asses: her boyfriend looked fine too and has his own car anyway). Not a cast on her left leg or a bruise on her face. Nothing, except that her car 100% looks like she should not be walking her dog the next morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How do you even start the car\/drive with six airbags out. I need Ja Rule.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, this happened again. This is was my neighbor&#8217;s car. Perfectly parked. Absolutely ruined. I saw her before seeing her car, and she was fine, about to walking her dog. How did she park, get out of the car and DOESN&#8217;T HAVE NO NECK BRACES OR SOMETHING (note for the smart asses: her boyfriend looked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4293"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4293"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4294,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4293\/revisions\/4294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}