{"id":4445,"date":"2023-01-01T22:44:11","date_gmt":"2023-01-01T22:44:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=4445"},"modified":"2023-01-01T22:44:11","modified_gmt":"2023-01-01T22:44:11","slug":"soon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2023\/01\/soon\/","title":{"rendered":"Soon"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I had just arrived in the family. This is a picture at my grandma\u2019s house, I think the first time I had ever been there. She had bought my dad and I matching Lacoste polos, in baby blue color.<\/p>\n

It was as if she had bought a daughter and a mom matching green Telfar purses in 2017. It was TIGHT.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m smiling and all giddy because shit is brand new. This is a brand new dad here, and he\u2019s young and smart and funny. This is some of my first interactions with him as a 6 year old \u201cdude\u201d. It was a beautiful day. Summer, countryside stone house. Champagne on the table to celebrate my arrival in the family.<\/p>\n

I will see my dad and my mom really soon. It\u2019s been nine years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I had just arrived in the family. This is a picture at my grandma\u2019s house, I think the first time I had ever been there. She had bought my dad and I matching Lacoste polos, in baby blue color. It was as if she had bought a daughter and a mom matching green Telfar purses […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4445"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4445"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4446,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4445\/revisions\/4446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}