{"id":4671,"date":"2023-08-20T00:12:31","date_gmt":"2023-08-20T00:12:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=4671"},"modified":"2023-08-20T00:12:31","modified_gmt":"2023-08-20T00:12:31","slug":"i-almost-killed-my-car-i-guess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2023\/08\/i-almost-killed-my-car-i-guess\/","title":{"rendered":"I almost killed my car I guess"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was making some noise, recently. So I went to see my mechanic.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cWhen was the last time you did an oil change?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Me: <em>\u201cUh\u2026 Years?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Him:<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/see\/uploads\/big\/f74c239412761cae84dfdc430f2537f9.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>No oil gauge to find, he opens the oil tank:<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/see\/uploads\/big\/2a5f822afee3f2e251ecae6d2b912dc1.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s not oil. It\u2019s like pudding. The engine is probably clogged like crazy, hence the noise and shaking.<\/p>\n<p>And so I go on my bicycle to go buy some oil flush that he doesn\u2019t have in stock. He did almost three flushes.<\/p>\n<p>He kept repeating <em>\u201cthat\u2019s insane that it didn\u2019t break. You\u2019re lucky.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Suzuki Gang! Sorry, it\u2019s just that there are three identical cars like mine around and we wave at each other sometimes. Anyway, the car is now back to purring nicely. And yes, in six months, oil change. I\u2019m so sorry.<\/p>\n<p>(I think I avoided the worst by driving rather smoothly on surface streets, stressing my engine the least possible basically)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was making some noise, recently. So I went to see my mechanic. \u201cWhen was the last time you did an oil change?\u201d Me: \u201cUh\u2026 Years?\u201d Him: No oil gauge to find, he opens the oil tank: It\u2019s not oil. It\u2019s like pudding. The engine is probably clogged like crazy, hence the noise and shaking. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4671"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4671"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4672,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4671\/revisions\/4672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}