{"id":4782,"date":"2023-12-26T16:56:49","date_gmt":"2023-12-26T16:56:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=4782"},"modified":"2023-12-26T16:56:49","modified_gmt":"2023-12-26T16:56:49","slug":"the-case-for-dating-a-wnba-player","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2023\/12\/the-case-for-dating-a-wnba-player\/","title":{"rendered":"The case for dating a WNBA player"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m thinking about it, and it’s making more and more sense.<\/p>\n

Love for da game<\/h5>\n

Well she’s a professional basketball player, I work out my fade away turnaround Js every morning at sunrise since 2015. ‘nough said.<\/p>\n

International flavor<\/h5>\n

WNBA players often play overseas in Europe, or have. As black folks who lived in a wide variety of environments, we would have a lot to talk about.<\/p>\n

Between the sheets<\/h5>\n

Athletic bodies want to sweat. I feel like competitive sex would be super fun. We’d try to kill each other by Snu-Snu more often than not, and that would be dope.<\/p>\n

Choices<\/h5>\n

Cat, no cat. Dog, no dog. Kid, no kid. All of them at once. I’m down with everything, boo. I’ll hold the fort while you go GET IT on the road.<\/p>\n

Form factor<\/h5>\n

She could be a 5’7 point guard or a 6’12 center, she’d be my girl. Her holding the shelf while I’m on the stool screwing it in sounds like perfect teamwork and I’m all for it.<\/p>\n

I need to get some Sparks season tickets ASAP.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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