{"id":5096,"date":"2025-01-01T17:57:05","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T17:57:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=5096"},"modified":"2025-01-01T17:57:05","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T17:57:05","slug":"stefan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2025\/01\/stefan\/","title":{"rendered":"Stefan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WGhxNIzGrqg?si=MuEBrPxcCEvayyIt\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This is the best tutorial video ever. It has a hard skateboard trick, a dude who can do them without thinking, a little guitar arpeggios that makes you feel like <em>&#8220;this is actually doable&#8221;<\/em> but it&#8217;s not, and lines, bro.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Oh. Hello!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Tsktsktsktsktsktstk<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;SCOOP, LAND&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;you can even do it while you eatin'&#8221;<\/em> \/lands a perfect 360 kickflip while taking a bite off a burger.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;It&#8217;s all one motion&#8221;<\/em> \/lands perfect 360 kickflip <em>&#8220;do it on your way to the store&#8221;<\/em> \/lands another perfect one.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Coco Puffs&#8221;<\/em> \/lands perfect 360 kickflip in the fucking aisle <em>&#8220;there they are&#8221;<\/em>. I can&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Driving&#8217;s boring, skate around town!&#8221;<\/em> \/lands perfect 360 kickflip.<\/p>\n<p>Etc. I\u2019m working on them at the park sometimes, and it\u2019s sweat and frustration, mostly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the best tutorial video ever. It has a hard skateboard trick, a dude who can do them without thinking, a little guitar arpeggios that makes you feel like &#8220;this is actually doable&#8221; but it&#8217;s not, and lines, bro. &#8220;Oh. Hello!&#8221; Tsktsktsktsktsktstk &#8220;SCOOP, LAND&#8221; &#8220;you can even do it while you eatin&#8217;&#8221; \/lands a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5096"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5096"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5096\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5097,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5096\/revisions\/5097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}