{"id":5233,"date":"2025-06-07T05:00:42","date_gmt":"2025-06-07T05:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=5233"},"modified":"2025-06-07T05:00:42","modified_gmt":"2025-06-07T05:00:42","slug":"tyrese-the-terrorist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2025\/06\/tyrese-the-terrorist\/","title":{"rendered":"Tyrese the terrorist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In <a href=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2023\/05\/nba-sport-teams\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">2023<\/a>, I wrote:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>The most impressive new guy by far this season has been Tyrese Haliburton. This man is something else.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Last night I was watching the NBA Finals highlights and for some reason, it just made sense that OKC would win. They\u2019re at home, they\u2019re leading the whole game, they have 14 steals, the MVP is MVP-ing. It\u2019s a wrap.<\/p>\n<p>But then I see Indiana hit shot after shot and I snap out of it and realize, <em>\u201cthey might come back oh shit I forgot, they <strong>always<\/strong> come back these days omg omg.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/see\/uploads\/big\/eb77bf8570e3baad325101311749a18f.png\"><\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey can\u2019t keep getting away with this\u201d meme. Tyrese, man.<\/p>\n<p>I yelled, clapped my hands again last night. As I did when they erased the Cavs and Knicks in games that didn\u2019t look their way, at all. They\u2019re amazing. An absolutely amazing team. Shout out to Myles and TJ. I always wanted them to join the Spurs.<\/p>\n<p>The NBA might be scripted (that NYC game loss was sus as fuck; many people made betting money there and Tyrese was smiling and then they beat the Knicks by 20 the next time they played). It\u2019s just not the way you want it.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s going to be interesting to see how OKC bounces back, but for Indiana, you couldn\u2019t dream of a better way to start a series. Confidence boosted x100 thanks to a 10,000 megaton missile from midrange, by Tyrese the terrorist. Ball is love.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In 2023, I wrote: The most impressive new guy by far this season has been Tyrese Haliburton. This man is something else. Last night I was watching the NBA Finals highlights and for some reason, it just made sense that OKC would win. They\u2019re at home, they\u2019re leading the whole game, they have 14 steals, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5233"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5233"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5234,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5233\/revisions\/5234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}