{"id":5237,"date":"2025-06-19T04:40:43","date_gmt":"2025-06-19T04:40:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/?p=5237"},"modified":"2025-06-19T04:40:43","modified_gmt":"2025-06-19T04:40:43","slug":"b-forever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2025\/06\/b-forever\/","title":{"rendered":"B forever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I jingle my keys, I still think of <a href=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2020\/11\/buzz-the-wonder-dog\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">my dude<\/a>. I picture <a href=\"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2020\/11\/buzzy-boi\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">him<\/a> waking up abruptly from his nap like <em>\u201cWe going? You? Where?\u201d.<\/em> Or he would already be ready, doing some horsy shit and get by the door, wagging his tail even if he wasn\u2019t going anywhere and I was just going down the street to pick up some lattes.<\/p>\n<p>Best dog ever. Seriously.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I jingle my keys, I still think of my dude. I picture him waking up abruptly from his nap like \u201cWe going? You? Where?\u201d. Or he would already be ready, doing some horsy shit and get by the door, wagging his tail even if he wasn\u2019t going anywhere and I was just going down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5237"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5237"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5238,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5237\/revisions\/5238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}