{"id":921,"date":"2009-08-29T02:40:56","date_gmt":"2009-08-29T02:40:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chocobeam.me\/playground\/2009\/08\/citizen-fail\/"},"modified":"2009-08-29T02:40:56","modified_gmt":"2009-08-29T02:40:56","slug":"citizen-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2009\/08\/citizen-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Citizen fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\">   <\/p>\n<p>LAX Immigration and Customs, first time:<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cHave a nice stay, enjoy California!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Second time:<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cAre you on vacation here? Allright\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Third time:<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cWhat are you doing here? Where\u2019s the plane ticket to get back to your country? What are you doing here? Why staying for so long? Let me see your card. So why are you coming here?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Immigration. It seems fair until you\u2019re on the other side.<\/p>\n<p> <\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LAX Immigration and Customs, first time: \u201cHave a nice stay, enjoy California!\u201d Second time: \u201cAre you on vacation here? Allright\u201d Third time: \u201cWhat are you doing here? Where\u2019s the plane ticket to get back to your country? What are you doing here? Why staying for so long? Let me see your card. So why are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/921"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=921"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/921\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}