{"id":945,"date":"2009-12-20T22:48:47","date_gmt":"2009-12-20T22:48:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chocobeam.me\/playground\/2009\/12\/team-harverd\/"},"modified":"2009-12-20T22:48:47","modified_gmt":"2009-12-20T22:48:47","slug":"team-harverd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/2009\/12\/team-harverd\/","title":{"rendered":"Team HarVerd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\">   <\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Harold&#39;s Last Day in LA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/40576739@N00\/4119758505\/\"><img border=\"0\" alt=\"Harold&#39;s Last Day in LA\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2685\/4119758505_d30b3de73d.jpg\" \/><\/a>       <br \/><em>In full action<\/em>&#160; <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>Dear Santa,<\/em><em>I\u2019ve been good. Unfortunately my partner and I have been separated by some obscure stupid things. So dear Santa I\u2019d like you to get her to me as soon as possible. Thanks. <\/em><em>Harold<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a title=\"Cold water\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/18828270@N00\/4191954317\/\"><img border=\"0\" alt=\"Cold water\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2767\/4191954317_df62cf4b90.jpg\" \/><\/a>       <br \/><em>I\u2019m waiting<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/35403720@N05\/4191123733\/\"><img border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2597\/4191123733_eb94de3f62.jpg\" \/><\/a><em>        <br \/>She\u2019s coming<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>Dude Claus,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>T<\/em><em>hanks Santa. Have a seat, have a glass of milk and then you will come and taste my foot in your mouth for being so late. I don\u2019t care that Christmas is December 25th, you should have give me my fantastic gift way earlier! I\u2019m waiting for it for ages now! And all you can do is have this lousy face full of hair. Seriously dude. Hopefully I\u2019ll see her this week but don\u2019t you ever do that again to me you giant dwarf. Actually next time I\u2019ll be with her so don\u2019t bother moving your lazy ass, you can stay home getting drunk. <\/em><em>Harold<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> <\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In full action&#160; Dear Santa,I\u2019ve been good. Unfortunately my partner and I have been separated by some obscure stupid things. So dear Santa I\u2019d like you to get her to me as soon as possible. Thanks. Harold I\u2019m waiting She\u2019s coming Dude Claus, Thanks Santa. Have a seat, have a glass of milk and then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/har0ld.com\/playground\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}