Team HarVerd

In full action 

Dear Santa,I’ve been good. Unfortunately my partner and I have been separated by some obscure stupid things. So dear Santa I’d like you to get her to me as soon as possible. Thanks. Harold

I’m waiting

She’s coming

Dude Claus,

Thanks Santa. Have a seat, have a glass of milk and then you will come and taste my foot in your mouth for being so late. I don’t care that Christmas is December 25th, you should have give me my fantastic gift way earlier! I’m waiting for it for ages now! And all you can do is have this lousy face full of hair. Seriously dude. Hopefully I’ll see her this week but don’t you ever do that again to me you giant dwarf. Actually next time I’ll be with her so don’t bother moving your lazy ass, you can stay home getting drunk. Harold