True story, couple years ago.
*Phone rings*
me: allo?
dude: hi, harold? how are you today?
me: fine, how about yourself?
dude: good, thank you. listen, don’t you want a gold’s gym membership?
me: nah I’m good thank you, I’m in great shape man *grabs pasta*
dude: oh really? how do you do that? what’s your strategy chief?
me: well I move my body a lot and don’t eat too much
dude: …right. good for you if it does the job!
me: It does work pretty well and it’s free *puts lid on pot*
dude: nice
me: I’m sorry I gotta go now have a good one
dude: take care, bye
*clicks*