Power on laptop
Connect to the wifi
Accept the terms of said wifi
Search for edit keyboard options
Start typing fran to reach français only to be forced to scroll down to Français (France) because it doesn’t show up first
Add FR keyboard, switch keyboard from US to FR
Search for touchpad settings
Select new scrolling
Search for update
Select advanced options and pause the fuck outta updates
Start effing Chrome
Type chrome://flags and disable tabs-hover-whatever the fuck this shit is for
RELAUNCH THE BROWSER BECAUSE THAT’S HOW WE ROLL IN 2020
Select new search engine because Chrome refuses to remember anything
Log in to Outlook.com
Go to online document and click on the link to go to Classic Outlook.com
I have arrived. Until the next reboot. Which could happen anytime. I got more BSOD with Win10 on a 2017 laptop than any previous Windows combined.
It used to be, you set up your stuff and unless you re-install the entire OS, you are good to go. No more.
The computer experience these days is horrendous. I have no control. Absolutely no control.