Everything is super challenging right now. But my plants are doing fine. Like, fine fine. Look at this one:
The old leaves are getting brownish before drying out. They are big. Well look at those fresh, green, erected, even bigger new ones! They don’t even fit the frame. That new sprout is like “YYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY” and living its best life. All new sprouts are like that:
This plant is so happy, I can tell. It’s even creating tentacles now, look:
What the. This plant is feeling so good, it doesn’t even need spikes anymore. Just smooth vibes.
Hi Miss Plant. Nice to meet you. If you take over, become sentient and I’m your literal host, you we’d better pay some rent to my landlord, she’s nice.
(No particular care; just a glass of water once a week, a bit of spray on leaves every three months, a couple glasses of cold pasta water in six months)