We have this dude at my day job who comes in and always asks for the most random stuff.
One time he asked a coworker,
“if I pull a leg on a frog, do you think it throws up?”
And my coworker, a nice and decent man, told him,
“I’m not sure but you probably shouldn’t do that?”
But before he had ended his sentence the dude was all,
“because I did it when I was a kid and it did throw up”
He is heavily screened and filtered now.