This is the best tutorial video ever. It has a hard skateboard trick, a dude who can do them without thinking, a little guitar arpeggios that makes you feel like “this is actually doable” but it’s not, and lines, bro.
“Oh. Hello!”
Tsktsktsktsktsktstk
“SCOOP, LAND”
“you can even do it while you eatin'” /lands a perfect 360 kickflip while taking a bite off a burger.
“It’s all one motion” /lands perfect 360 kickflip “do it on your way to the store” /lands another perfect one.
“Coco Puffs” /lands perfect 360 kickflip in the fucking aisle “there they are”. I can’t.
“Driving’s boring, skate around town!” /lands perfect 360 kickflip.
Etc. I’m working on them at the park sometimes, and it’s sweat and frustration, mostly.