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George Clinton

Like Herbie Hancock and Emmett Till, George Clinton turned 80 this year.

It’s extremely difficult to assess how special this man is to black men, would they know it or not.

It’s hard to think about a freer brother than George. From cutting hair in New Jersey, to  driving back and forth to Detroit to record little things at Motown, to filling stadiums bigger than anyone on this planet at the time, to re-inventing himself in the 80s in a way that is still mind-blowing, to all the deals and backstabbing in show business that he had to deal with, it’s a miracle that he’s still here. Also of course, drugs.

It’s always jumping in my head that Prince and Maurice White were vegan and ultra clean in terms of lifestyle, and that it didn’t stop them from dying early. George has barely retired from touring (!!!), was still on stage before the pandemic, after all the crack he smoked for 30 years.

We will need to study his body thoroughly, we might find the key to limitless energy or some shit.

But obviously it’s on the music level that I kind of can’t with George and the dozens of musicians who were on the ship with him. Parliament Funkadelic albums are so insane, so good, so different, to this day. The mix of influences is still unmatched. P-Funk is where most western music since the 70s took its influence from. Definitely one of the fountain of inspiration.

Take claps for instance. P-Funk had the biggest claps on record. A young Roger Troutman, leader of a new band called Zapp, was extremely impressed by those thunderous claps. He practically vowed to himself to create even bigger ones.

Zapp claps are the biggest in music history. So big, that every single hip hop producer who needed some claps would automatically use a version of those, sampling them.

George managed a bunch of black hippies to record claps in the early 70s, and then for almost 5 decades the entire world bounced and nodded on his legacy. It’s amazing.

I’m still pretty bad at listening to lyrics but George is a beast at those too. I’m starting to get the references and play on words more and more, and it’s hilarious and often clever. Bow wow wow. Automatically iconic.

Speaking of iconic, the clothes! From Kiss to Lil Nas X, George and his friends influenced everyone and tore it UP:

This man, while lucky, could have given up a million times. He never did, just doing his thang until the end of whatever.

George Clinton, y’all.

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Me Myself&I

There we go

Latest US numbers:

Me as soon as I saw the curve:

And that’s before the Delta+ and Lambda variants take over. 255K cases in one day yesterday. Yikes.

We are back to the highest daily cases rates and thanks to vaccines the death rate is way lower but it’s changing rapidly because the vaccines are less and less efficient thanks to you guys doing a fantastic job at being absolutely irresponsible.

I really enjoy the fact that I will be back working in a public space in three weeks.

I hope my loved ones are triple-masking even in their own bathrooms. Hang in there, almost literally.

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Me Myself&I

The problem with a players’ league (and fans)

We get situations like Ben Simmons. Fans live through a pandemic buying $300 jerseys on credit cards and learning new skills to get money on new, ephemeral gigs. Sacrificing, still supporting their teams.

Meanwhile Ben is getting paid $35M/year and doesn’t want to improve on something that I feel like is quite important in basketball: shooting the ball. Of course fans are going to tear him another one.

He didn’t want to improve on it for five damn years. He still doesn’t want to, apparently? I don’t want to know.

All I see if that a players’ league creates a world where winning the genetic lottery allows you to be so complacent, you don’t even care about improving on the top skill you need in the professional field that pays you handsomely.

The balance and respect between players, fans and teams is in shambles in the NBA. It’s mercenary city now. All of that to build ill-designed 10 bds, 14 baths MacMansions and own 4 jet skis.

A mess.

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Audio&Games

Candidvania

Game development is in dire need of candid conversations. It’s suffocating these days.

For instance, game development’s average career is now five years.

How dare we call that a career? Like what in the actual fuck five years are going to do for one’s life? And you go to a game design school for a 3-year degree, $30K in debt for that? How ludicrous it is that we simply turn our heads away from such a terrible deal that is the reality for the padawans out there? My god.

Gaming was worth $7.8B in 2000. It is now worth $180B.

That’s 23 times more in 20 years, and careers are shorter than ever???? Make THAT make sense. Wait don’t, it absolutely doesn’t make sense at all.

We very much need those conversations.

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Me Myself&I

Welcome 2 America

Prince:

Welcome to America
We snatch bass players, not purses

Me, a bass player in America:

(it’s a pretty good album btw)

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Me Myself&I

It’s like the jungle sometimes

Everything is super challenging right now. But my plants are doing fine. Like, fine fine. Look at this one:

The old leaves are getting brownish before drying out. They are big. Well look at those fresh, green, erected, even bigger new ones! They don’t even fit the frame. That new sprout is like “YYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY” and living its best life. All new sprouts are like that:

This plant is so happy, I can tell. It’s even creating tentacles now, look:

What the. This plant is feeling so good, it doesn’t even need spikes anymore. Just smooth vibes.

Hi Miss Plant. Nice to meet you. If you take over, become sentient and I’m your literal host, you we’d better pay some rent to my landlord, she’s nice.

(No particular care; just a glass of water once a week, a bit of spray on leaves every three months, a couple glasses of cold pasta water in six months)

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Me Myself&I

Elvish rebuttal

Oh I know the perfect rebuttal to “Elvish” angle:

“Harold, without brutal capitalism and globalization, we wouldn’t have what we have now!”

What do we have, exactly? I don’t see much greatness out there. I observe a whole lot of waste and attrition.

Now, would I prefer a 2021 world that doesn’t have any homelessness *at all* but still has i386 in beige boxes as the top of technology? Absolutely.

Actually the more I think about it and the more attractive it becomes.

We have to slow down. Earth has started to force us to do so and we’re still like “huh, what?”.

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Elvish

A very thoughtful blog post right here.

I will paste the premises:

There are at least two kinds of magic. These two kinds may not always be distinct in their appearance, but are very different in their underlying motives and their ultimate outcomes.

The first kind of magic, which we shall call “Human”, is driven by the desire to extend one’s power over the world, while simultaneously minimizing one’s dependence on the world. The ultimate outcome of this pursuit is world-amputation: the destruction of the world on which one no longer depends.

The second kind of magic, which we shall call “Elvish”, is driven by the desire to extend one’s understanding of the world, while simultaneously minimizing one’s intentional interference with the ways of the world. The ultimate outcome of this pursuit is self-amputation: the dissolution of the self and becoming one with the world.

I’m obviously an Elvish stan.

You can tell Jeff Bezos —and all the folks like him— sees the world as something to conquer rather that something to adapt with. And they conquer all right! But they’re quite alone in their conquest and the world kind of despise them: you don’t conquer without destroying.

Now imagine Amazon has been hard at work housing people for the past decade not with ridiculously low wages that look good in the Midwest, but with true collaborative power, involving all actors and housing people in sustainable buildings. Imagine that an entire generation of our society grows in near-perfect environment that respect Nature. Imagine what that generation would invent to live in space. They probably wouldn’t care about it like Jeff does in 2020 (they wouldn’t understand the point of trying to live in the most unfriendly environment known to human beings, rightfully so) but if they did, they’d probably provide a shit ton better technology to live outside earth that this ridiculous Blue Whatever thing Jeff Bezos is toying with these days.

He’s about to make those flights a tourist activity, up to thousands of astronauts a year? Imagine the amount of fuel and material waste used to amuse very wealthy folks for 3 minutes in zero G. Conquer, destroy, repeat.

Understanding instead of power goes a long way. Gains are not quarterly, true. They’re immense, though.

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Me Myself&I

Hysterical

Tidying up drives. This is the most ab-surrrd and most annoying and most bizarre and most amazing and creepiest and dopest graphic design I’ve ever seen. This shit haunts me from time to time, like Chucky so I had to share it if you hadn’t seen it before.

I don’t know man.

Sometimes I look closer to see what’s going on under Issa cracking up… Harriett with a big ass phone???? With Sonic doing his best Michael’s impression??? Goku in Thriller mode??? On anything you want, goddamn. Brilliant.

This piece just straight shoots rainbow darts randomly into your psyche. Fascinated and repulsed at the same time, you might even want to sit down to look at it. So gross. Hilarious, I love it.

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Me Myself&I

I might not start them over though

I can’t remember where I left off:

One Piece (manga). Something in the snow level or something like that?

One Punch Man (anime). Somewhere end of season 1 I guess.

Attack on Titan (anime). I—

Orange is the New Black (series). Can’t recall.

The Walking Dead (both comics and series). Absolutely cannot.

Berserk (manga). Wow sorry Guts.